Poinsettia Thief

Dear Lady who STOLE  my pretty poinsettia plant last night-

First of all....If I had purchased this plant, I wouldn't be taking the time to exploit your version of some random act of "kindness".  However, this plant was a personal gift to me, that I decided to place in a special place.... next to our pretty Nativity Set in our Front Yard.  Thank Goodness I have Baby Jesus Hiding from YOU..... for who knows what you would have done with him.

Second of All- I'm sure there must have been SOME dire urgency for you to just kidnap my pretty poinsettia plant at 1:30 in the morning....and if I had known you couldn't afford such a nice plant as my red poinsettia  (You know...They are just so RARE this holiday season), you probably can't afford to eat or something...I would have left you some cookies and milk for you.  OH WAIT....You're NOTSANTA.

Third- Speaking of Santa-  You DIDN'T make his list this year


Fourth- SMILE- You were caught on our security camera.:

Fifth-Most of All Dear Lady Thief of the Night- I have to admit that You actually brought laughter to my day.  Of ALL things, at least you left our pretty Nativity Set intact, and my pretty little ceramic pot/container. Why you needed to have my pretty plant in the dark of night is a mystery to me....maybe your grandma is sad and you wanted to cheer her up....or maybe she was sick and you wanted to use it for medicinal purposes. But the only evidence or reasoning I have to assume is that you just plain STOLE MY Poinsettia!!!  Whatever your reason may be...I hope you have a HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS...with the joy and satisfaction that you took something that is NOT YOURS.

P.S.-There are still good people in this world, and through kindness and charity, my Poinsettia Plant was replaced this morning by one of my awesome patients who I worked with this morning. So in the battle of Good vs Evil- GOOD WON!!!